Sex Toy Interview | 0005PUBLIC

That’s right. I have to say, you’re the first person who has got that question correct… How are you at adapting to situations do you think? Uh huh… Yes… good.. .What about if I asked you to make me a drink? Would you be against that if it wasn’t part of your job description? Would you say no? I see. That shows a good attitude. I shall look forward to you making me a drink or two then! If you get the job of course… Now, continuing with the theme of adapting to situations.. how would you react if I asked you to stand up. Good. Why did you stand up? Okay, yes, I see. It was a non-threatening demand so you complied rather than risk a confrontation.. .Good… What about if I asked you to pass me one of those biscuits over there? Wait… I haven’t finished. But what if I added that I needed you to get them crawling on your hands and knees? No? So you don’t really want this job then? …you do? Then get on your knees and get me a piece of candy from the jar over there. I’m waiting. There. That’s a good….start. Thank you very much. No don’t get up.

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